Me and My Dick – Keep Calm and Listen To Your Heart T-Shirt

Product image 1Standard Pink Keep Calm and Listen To Your Heart T-shirt
Product image 2Girly Pink Keep Calm and Listen To Your Heart T-shirt
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Regular price $19.95

You look a little down, Joey… what happened, did your dick run off? Oh – sorry to hear that. But that’s ok! Because now you can listen to your heart instead! Look, it says so right on this MAMD-themed Keep Calm shirt. It may not help you with your little… situation. It’ll just help you feel a tiny bit better when you’re crying alone in the chorus room!

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